Kids say the darndest things

Or maybe I should title this "Griffin says the darndest things"
Griffin is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect and innocent kid I know. ha. He should never be told no but drinks too much nasty Carnation. But he is funny!
Doug had posted #3 on twitter the other day and it reminded me of some of his funnies.


#1
Me - "I'm going to throw you in the trash can"
G - "I'm going to throw your head through the window"
Me - "I'm going to throw your ninja turtles at you"
G - "Well, I'm going to throw GOD at you"
He won.

#2
Upon getting in trouble..."I know it was bad...but wasn't it kinda funny???"

#3
During a nightly prayer with his father: "God, thanks that when we sing at church it gets kinda loud."

#4
Me - "Griffin, did you know I was at your house last night?"
G - "For real life?!"
Me - "yep...and me and your mom whooped Kyle in a game. You should go tell him he is a loser...it would be funny."
G - "That would be stupid."
Me - "funny"
G - "stupid"
Repeat x3.
Me - "funny, funny, funny"
G - "it would be infinity and beyond stupid."
He won again. So we changed the subject.

Me - "I was going to come see you, but you were in bed whining to your mom"
G - "Did you know I got a new bed?"
Me - "A for real life bed?"
G - "Yep!"
Me - "I'm going to come sleep in it next time I'm there"
G - "You can look at it...but you can't sleep in it...you will break it"
I think he called me fat.

#5
G - "DARN IT CRAP!"
Vange (mom) - "Griffin, you cannot say that"
G (w/ gritted teeth) - "but this stupid thing won't work and I'm soooooo mad so I can"

#6
At a wedding shower for our friends Chad and Emily Imboden. They kept referring to "Emily" during a little game thing we did. Griffin looked at me when they said Emily..
G - "That's you! You're getting married?"
Me - "No silly. That's Chad's Emily. I'm already married."
G - "To who?"
Me - "You know who I'm married to. Dawson, who am I married to?"
D - "KYLE!"
G - "oh yeah, he's fat."
Me - "hahahahahhahahahaha"
Vange - "Griffin, don't say that. Kyle isn't fat."
G - "nope, but my dad is. And so am I."
He's got all kinds of fat jokes.


I was looking for a couple of pics on his sister's, Ashli, myspace and I found these of him and Dawson. I'm not quite sure how I've never seen them before....but I gotta share!!! hahahaha